INNER PEACE

It reads: "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things
 you've started." I looked around to see all the things I started and
hadn't finished. So, today I have finished one bottle of white wine, a
bottle of red wine, a bottle of Wild Turkey, my Prozac, a large box of
chocolates and a quart of Rocky Road ice-cream You have no idea how 
 good
 I feel.

Submitted by Nancy White